Le poète grognon

Elle voudrait un poème frais

qui parle des oiseaux, des fleurs ;

elle m’emmerde, je n’ai pas le cœur

à aller chiader la saulaie !


Il faudrait être romantique

du printemps à la Saint-Sylvestre,

aimant comme la brave Hypermnestre,

et toujours l’âme bucolique !


Elle voudrait un poème frais

quand Claire Chazal nous inonde

des pires atrocités du monde

et des tribulations des gays !


Je devrais, certes, pour l’agréer,

 lui brosser la douce clochette

du muguet, ou bien la fauvette

zinzinulant sur les pommiers,


ou bien l’ondine, un brin folâtre,

qui vient chatouiller le cresson,

ou les troglodytes mignons

sur les frênes venant s’ébattre !


Mais je n’ai cure de versifier

le rose et le bleu qui se mêlent

et les soupirs des damoiselles

que la rosée fait chanceler !


Je n’ai pas envie de tremper

la plume à l’encre romantique,

tant que Claire, machiavélique,

nous campe ainsi la société !


Elle m’emmerde et puis c’est tout ;

elle n’aura pas un mot de moi !

d’ailleurs, c’est l’heure du muscat,

des potes et de la soupe au chou;


un point, c’est tout!

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